worldsbiggestdick.lol

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$2,676.20has been spent on this. On purpose. By people who had other options.

No tape measure. No judges. No science. Just pay more than the dick above you. The biggest dick in the world is decided by accounting. Always has been.

Claim #1 for $100

This number is the entire methodology. Any amount ranks somewhere, and ties go to whoever paid first — which is never you.

Already on the board? Enter the same @handle and raise it — you only pay the difference, and you land wherever the new amount ranks. It is the only discount on this site.

Bidding means you accept the Terms and the refund policy: a rank is delivered immediately and bids are final once it is live. The refund policy lists the cases we do refund anyway. Dignity is not one of them.

Leaderboard takeover

Buy the whole first page. Everyone else gets moved off it.

Only one takeover runs at a time, so while yours is up, not even a bigger bid gets on the page. The price follows #1, so it goes up while you think about it.

$198

2× the current #1

3 hours, then everybody comes back

Fills the bid form at the top of the page with the takeover price.

re-measured every 5s while you watch

#1@SagniqueSBLUE WHALE$991 month ago47 clicks$99
#2@PajniAmolELEPHANT$971 month ago44 clicks$97
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